Friday, March 28, 2008

today

today i helped my boss write a witty birthday card for philip roth. seriously, philip roth. they had lunch a few weeks ago because he wrote about her boyfriend in a part of the human stain, and she bought him a card and then couldn't figure out what to say.

dear philip,
if you are reading this, i made that funny monica-lewinsky-purse-company joke. it was me. let's be friends.
love, m

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